The Single life

I was very single and noticed this beautiful girl in the produce at a Vons grocery store.I had a female roommate who was sick at home and had come to the store to buy  tampons. I walked up to her and said MY WIFE wanted me to get her some tampons can you show me where the tampons are. As we walked we got into some small talk. After she had taken me to the tampons and was leaving, she turned to say  you seem like a great guy I wish you were single. A month later I was back in the store and saw her I rushed up and said I AM GETTING A DIVORCE and she said I am dating someone sorry.

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