I am at the Whakatane Fishing club annual awards having a few beers with my mates. During the awards ceremony one of the winners accuses some of the clubs members of cheating. He believes some members are clipping tails(adding weight to the fish to win a competition). He does not mention names, but does say he knows who the cheats are, and it has to stop. At the end of the ceremony I get up to the podium and start going off saying how disgusted I was that there are cheats in the club. I start accusing individual members of cheating. I start naming these cheats but I really don’t know who the cheats are. All of a sudden a fight breaks out with members of the fishing club. In the back my mates are laughing. I barely got out of the club alive.
