I was meeting Frank my bodybuilding personal trainer friend for dinner and I was 45 minutes late. I get to the Argentinean restaurant and Frank is fuming. I sit down and quickly think how I can make Frank laugh. There is a bus boy cleaning the table and getting me water. I pull his arm and bring him in close and ask him “I am sorry this is a blind date and I am drunk I cannot see if this guy is handsome” he walks off and tells the hostess. I wave him to come back to the table. I once again pull him close and say “I have just drunk a ½ bottle of tequila I am leg less and I cannot see if this guy is handsome” the bus boy looks at Frank then looks back at me and says “very handsome man very handsome man” and walks away. I grab Frank’s hands across the table and start rubbing his hands while staring into his eyes. I look back to the hostess, kitchen hands and the bus boy were all laughing.
