Meeting my father law

We fly to Naples Florida, and drive to Pelican Marsh. The wife and I got in very late to pops house and,  he is asleep so,  we go to bed. There is a storm during the night and, we had our windows open. Pops gets up in the middle of the night and put’s  plastic over the windows from the outside. I get up in the morning and I am naked standing in front of the open window with the plastic covering it. All of a sudden I saw this hairy Italian arm and it ripped down the plastic(it was pops)He was looking right at groin height and could see my penis. I got such a fright I jumped out of the way and he went scampering off. Later in the morning I walked out to breakfast and, asked him Pops  whether I needed an implant down there. Be honest. I have been told I am very well endowed.