I travel a lot funny shit at airports

 I was being searched at security at the airport and the 2 lovely huge black ladies were apologizing for having to search my bag. I started telling them this is exciting I have never been searched before. I have butterflies this is great, I always wanted to be searched. They said does white boy want to be stripe searched if you find this so excited .Can you stripe search me to. Then I got that sinking feeling oh shit I haven’t shaved my ass.for a few weeks. So I thanked the ladies for the bag search but explained my predictiment and they searched me any way. Thank god I had my ass bleached. Another woman was like you’re not family but your kind of cute do you have a phone numbers that was a great hug.

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